Friday, March 20, 2009
News headlines, I-twisted
What's up with me this Friday?
The usual.
Er, nothing.
Except...
These are the news headlines today I found in three different Philippine newspapers.
For kicks, I re-invented the captions.
From the Philippine Daily Inquirer
"Convicted rapist and former Zamboanga del Norte congressman Romeo Jalosjos walked out of the National Bilibid Prisons (NBP) in Muntinlupa City Thursday." Jalosjos walks out of NBP by Marlon Ramos and Thea Alberto, Philippine Daily Inquirer. Posted 03/19/2009.
Tried and convicted; ran and elected. Eventhough I walk through the shadow of a rape case, I shall not fear; for the Filipino people will surely elect me once again. (Caption by Nebz).
From the Manila Standard
"Pope Benedict XVI’s entourage sought Wednesday to defuse an international outcry over his denunciation of the use of condoms against AIDS as his remarks overshadowed his first trip to Africa." Pope’s condom remarks spark global outcry by Martine Nouaille (Agence France-Presse), Manila Standard Today. Posted 03/20/2009.
With or without. What do they want me to say? Use gloves when stealing? Or use a silencer if you were to shoot someone? (Caption by Nebz).
From Philippine Star
"Dr. Vicky Belo has dumped her current counsel Raymond Fortun for a better-looking lawyer. Fortun, Belo’s lawyer for the past five years, claimed he has received notice of termination of his services in favor of Adel Tamano, who will serve not only as the dermatologist’s counsel but her spokesperson as well." Belo hires lawyer with better looks by Non Alquitran and Mike Frialde, The Philippine Star. Updated 03/20/2009.
For Belo, beauty is. Fortun may be a bright lawyer but can you blame Belo if she opts for the more handsome Tamano. Fortun can always try Dr Calayan. Oopps. (Caption by Nebz).
Sadly, there are many more Fridays to come.
i love the captions nebz ung una psalm 23 ba yun?
lol parang if u want o look like dingdong dantes go to belo and if u want to look like boy abunda go to calayan lol so tama ka nebz si fortun pupunta na kay calayan lol may point ka doon sabi nga ng friend ko bakit d daw inayos mukha ni fortun ni belo d bagay sa negosyo lol
First of all, congratulations for your new header! It's really very nice... great design, very good color combination, very tropical befitting the "Isla" theme...
Re: the 3 headlines... funny at how you twisted them but I'm sure, the twisted versions were the real essence of the news.
Don't worry about the dumping of Atty. Archie Fortun by Dr. Vicky Belo. She might hire him later not as a lawyer but maybe as a photographer...hahaha. Archie is a friend and barkada way back during our UP Dil days. He's into photography nowadays and doing very well especially for wedding photos.
Hala Mighty Dacz, isusumbong kita sa kaibigan ko...hehehe.
Gustung-gusto ko po ang mga captions! o",) Talagang ginamitan ng 'logic' ang issue ni Pope. Huhmn... at siguro mas maganda kung mas pina-pogi nalang ni Dra. Vicky Belo ang kanyang dating abogado; dahil kapag nagawa niya 'yon, mas lalo akong maniniwala sa tunay na kakayahan ng kanyang klinika.
Maganda Kuya Nebz ang bagong header- punung-puno ng kahulugan! U
wow bagong header...poging pogi....
Kuya Nebz, maganda ang bagong header mo... preskong -presko. islang-isla.
Salamat sa news... atleast kahit di ko nabasa yan (dahil usually tulog ako pag friday!) eh anjan ka naman para magrelay ng bagong news. hehehehe!
at natawa ako sa kaitusrahan ni belo! kelangan ba talaga nagba-blush? at naguumapaw??? hehehehe!
Haha! Very witty. Sana inayos na lang ni Belo yung mukha nung dati niyang abogado.
THE POPE HAS NO CREDIBILITY ON THE ISSUE OF USING CONDOMS.
He is a a single man, never have sex(i believe so) and he doesnt know, that couples need to have sex and if they got aids, to prevent it, they have to do something.
I dont believe the Pope knows what he is saying.
As a man of such position, he knows better. He should know how to deal reality.
About belo , she is a gimicker that one and jalosjos, what can we expect from our judicial system.The big boys are scarching each other's back to get what they want...Politic...
I like your headlines twisted version, lalo na about Belo. Baka naman kaya niya dinump si Atty. Fortun kasi baka masilip ng mga tao na bakit di niya mapaayos mukha ni Fortun hehehe at balikan pa siya ni Boy Abunda. Thanks for sharing the news, outdated na kasi ako hehehe
Praises goes to your new header, that caught my attention. I love your headlines and twisted version - words are delivered in an apt, clever and amusing manner.
Kapuripuri ka kaibigan
hahaha! ang galing mong gumawa ng mga caption ah...
Congrats po sa bago mong header, cool sia, its really cool sa eyes. Actually kanina morning ko pa nabasa ang post mo sa mobile ko, nakasubscribe kasi me sa rss mo sa mobile.
Anyway, after the serious marriage and relationships post, this one is light...thanks for the share.
ahehehe...makukulit ang twisted version...ahahaha... lalo na yung:
"With or without. What do they want me to say? Use gloves when stealing? Or use a silencer if you were to shoot someone?"...ahahaha
pero yung kay former congressman Romeo Jalosjos...talagang naghahanap sya re-trial...inde ko alam kung ano ang purpose...baka nga tatakbo pa sya ulit at gustong maayos ang kanyang civil rights...
ahehehe...parang nitong nakaraang araw meron ding balita sa pinas na parang church vs.condoms.. aheks... may mga pakulo kasi yung durex company na "wanted: condom testers"....mejo nagagalit din ata ang simbahan dito..ahehehe... sabi kasi sa requirement: Candidates must be 21 to 35 years of age, married, and "experienced." Participants must also be "open to further training," have "strong knees," and "willing to work long hours."
...mmhhh, mahilig talaga sa mg pogeee si vicky...kumekerengkeng.... ahahaha...
Salamat po sa inyong pagdalaw!
Mightydacz: Opo dun nga galing un. Pero lagot ka kay NJ dahil friend pala nya si Fortun. Hala ka!
NJ: Wala lang naman. Laro-laro lang. Tingnan mo, one of these days, mapapalitan na naman yan. Ganyan talaga pag walang magawa.
RJ, Francesca: I guess ung comment ni Pope was as expected for his position. Hindi naman kasi nya pwede sabihing: Yes to safe sex. Mas mali un. Kapag sinuportahan nya ang use of condom, para na rin nyang sinabi na it's okay to have sex with somone you're not married with.
Sardonyx: Actually, natawa ako sa mga comments nyo tungkol kay Belo!
The Pope: Salamat naman po at nagustuhan nyo. Pero tinitira ka nila sa comment mo sa condom. Whatjasay?
Kenjie: Buti k p, updated sa mga electronic gadgets. Ako, wala! Backward!
SuperG: Totoo nga pala ung advert na un no? Akala ko joke3x lang.
Salamat po sa inyong pagdalaw!
Mightydacz: Opo dun nga galing un. Pero lagot ka kay NJ dahil friend pala nya si Fortun. Hala ka!
NJ: Wala lang naman. Laro-laro lang. Tingnan mo, one of these days, mapapalitan na naman yan. Ganyan talaga pag walang magawa.
RJ, Francesca: I guess ung comment ni Pope was as expected for his position. Hindi naman kasi nya pwede sabihing: Yes to safe sex. Mas mali un. Kapag sinuportahan nya ang use of condom, para na rin nyang sinabi na it's okay to have sex with somone you're not married with.
Sardonyx: Actually, natawa ako sa mga comments nyo tungkol kay Belo!
The Pope: Salamat naman po at nagustuhan nyo. Pero tinitira ka nila sa comment mo sa condom. Whatjasay?
Kenjie: Buti k p, updated sa mga electronic gadgets. Ako, wala! Backward!
SuperG: Totoo nga pala ung advert na un no? Akala ko joke3x lang.
mahilig ka palang magbasa ng dyaryo. nakakapagbasa lang ako kapag naghihintay magupitan ng barbero..ahehe!
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dapat talaga siya yung natanggal. his performance is way too strange for me. hehe! and it's america that's voting..:)
maganda ulit pag limoy mo na yung story. chapter 12 na ako..hehe! ang bagal noh?
peace out!
Lucas: I agree, I agree.
Muntik na akong mahulog sa upuan ko sa katatawa on the issue of condom, HAHAHAHA.
I respect the stand of the Church on this issue, for some obvious reasons. For those who feels that that use of these condoms are necessary to save their LIFE against Aids, so be it and AMEN to them.
But the truth is, just like all Popes, I have never tried this condom thing.
The Pope: Ako din. Hehe.